10 gifts for men that will blow their minds
ADULT VERSION
Ok, so maybe they won´t blow their minds, per se… But they are at least very unique and fun in their own ways. From a very special cook-book, to some great looking sweets – finding that perfect gift for him is not always the easiest task – good thing we here at FGFH got you covered. No matter the occasion, these gifts for him will at least make him smile!
1. Asia Old Man Wall Decal
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 90%
- Smile-o-meter 80%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 30%
How about the company of an old asian man, always there to watch over you with his gentle smile? Nothing better to brighten up your day that by stickin´ this guy on the wall. He comes in six sizes, make sure to put him somewhere nice.
Price: $24.01
2. DICKTROPHY
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 65%
- Smile-o-meter 70%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 5%
Tell him how your really feel, you know he´s been a dick lately. What better way to tell him? This 4.9 inch plastic trophy says it all. Perfect for a novelty gift, for your annoying buddy, or your boyfriend who is a horrible winner of games night.
Price: $4.48
3. Life size yeti statue
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 85%
- Smile-o-meter 50%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 95%
If you wanna break the internet with a bigfoot video, or just scare your neighbor – this Yeti statue will help with that. Toscano has exclusively captured the mythical Bigfoot with breathtaking detail in quality designer resin. The Yeti statues range from nearly two feet tall, perfect gift size for an avid Bigfooter, to an amazing six feet for those looking to make a statement.
Price: from $2656.00
4. Edible anuses in a gift box
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 85%
- Smile-o-meter 80%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 20%
If the dick trophy wasn´t enough – these naughty chocolates might do the trick. The giftbox contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children.
Price: $9.96
5. Archie Mcphee Instant underpants
- Seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 90%
- Smile-o-meter 85%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 15%
Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2-1/2″ round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults.
Price: $5.19
6. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 60%
- Smile-o-meter 70%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 20%
A fun and yucky soap dispenser that will turn his shower into a funhouse. Just press the nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. Easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back. Attaches easily to any flat surface with suction cups or a nail. A perfect unique gift for someone in need of some humorous hygiene.
Price: from $7.79
7. Cooking with coolio
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 80%
- Smile-o-meter 75%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 20%
Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank.
Price: $16.45
8. Mr. Sniffles Egg Separator
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 80%
- Smile-o-meter 70%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 15%
Mr. Sniffles might be disgusting, but it really works! Crack an egg in the top, tilt him forward, and watch the egg whites drip out of Mr. Sniffle’s nose. Very practical for a clumsy man in the kitchen, just one way to keep the kitchen cleaner!
Price: $11.99
9. Bloody bath map for horror fans
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 90%
- Smile-o-meter 60%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 20%
For all you Dexter fans out there – this is the bathroom mat for you. Upon entering the bathroom, give your guests the shock of their lives with our Blood Bath Mat – the ultra realistic horror movie shower scene. Gruesome, bloody, and absolutely offensive, the Blood Bath Mat is the perfect partner for Spinning Hat’s famous Blood Bath Shower Curtain.
Price: $21.04
10. Wine Aerator Decanter
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 60%
- Smile-o-meter 40%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 30%
STEP UP YOUR WINE GAME. The Mimi’s & Fifi’s Wine Accessories wine aerator decanter brings out the subtle flavors and aromas in red wine. You can let your wine breathe in the time it takes to pour a glass and discover what you’ve been missing in your red wine.
Price: $29.88
BONUS: Star Wars R2-D2 Measuring Cup Set
- seen it before? (low = likely / high = not likely) 80%
- Smile-o-meter 80%
- Cheap (low) / Expensive (high) 25%
One of the fun things about using these R2-D2 measuring cups is that you get to play like you’re a Jawa. See, you found this droid, and to make it useful, you’re going to have to take it all apart. Utinni. But NOT with your ion blaster. Sorry. And we recommend an apron for the kitchen versus those brown robes with the potentially flammable cuffs.
Price: $19.99
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This list is contains a collection of products from Amazon, which are all affiliate links that give us at FGFH a small commission if you should choose to buy any of the products that you find through here. Something´s gotta pay for this site to be up, right?
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