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Anchorman Ron Burgundy 7″ Bust
$39.99Ron Burgundy - he's kind of a big deal. Proof: his many leather-bound books. More proof: this Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy 7-Inch Faux-Bronze Bust! Featuring the legendary Ron Burgundy's head sculpted in faux-bronze and sporting a look on his face that haunts with pure debonair class...Get it now! -
Prank Pack”Cheese Printer”
$7.99Prank gift boxes at first appear to contain bizarre products from ridiculous companies. Simply pack the real gift inside, and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Cheese Printer”. ...Get it now! -
The real Pizza Pocket to go
$7.99Take your pizza with you on the go! You can always have a satisfying bite of pizza where you go with this pizza gag gift. Washable and reusable with Ziploc seal....Get it now! -
Star Wars Death Star Kitchen Timer
$17.99Rule the Galactic Empire AND your kitchen with this Star Wars kitchen timer modeled after the iconic Death Star! Destroys planets, not baked goods!...Get it now! -
Canned Unicorn Meat: Excellent Source of Sparkles
$12.14Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more. Excellent source of proteins!...Get it now! -
Fresh Prince Ungly Christmas Sweater
$24.99We all love Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and we all definitely love Carlton - at least those of us fortunate enough to grow up with this amazing show. A Fresh Prince Christmas Sweater is definitely something worth a place in the closet!...Get it now! -
Naked Guy Christmas Sweater
$15.98Ok, this one might just be the ugliest Christmas Sweaters of all time - and we love it! If you wanna liven´ up an awkward family dinner, proclaim your misery at work, or just look awesome in public - then this is your answer....Get it now! -
Beer pong christmas sweater
$34.95For creative Christmas sweaters, this one is pretty far up there! Not only cool, very useful at christmas parties as well! The sweater comes with detachable cups and original beer pong ball!...Get it now! -
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
$19.98Sit on your own "iron" throne, and feel the power as you reign over the 7 kingdoms of Westerass. This is a must have for all Game of Thrones fans, and is sure to make your friends crack up when they go to the restroom....Get it now! -
STAR WARS R2-D2 MEASURING CUP SET
$19.99One of the fun things about using these R2-D2 measuring cups is that you get to play like you’re a Jawa. See, you found this droid, and to make it useful, you’re going to have to take it all apart. Utinni. But NOT with your ion blaster. Sorry. And we recommend an apron for the kitchen versus those brown robes with the potentially flammable cuffs....Get it now! -
MR. SNIFFLES EGG SEPARATOR
$11.99Mr. Sniffles might be disgusting, but it really works! Crack an egg in the top, tilt him forward, and watch the egg whites drip out of Mr. Sniffle’s nose. Very practical for a clumsy man in the kitchen, just one way to keep the kitchen cleaner!...Get it now! -
NOSE SHOWER GEL DISPENSER
$7.79A fun and yucky soap dispenser that will turn his shower into a funhouse. Just press the nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. Easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back. Attaches easily to any flat surface with suction cups or a nail. A perfect unique gift for someone in need of some humorous hygiene....Get it now! -
ARCHIE MCPHEE INSTANT UNDERPANTS
$5.19Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2-1/2″ round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults....Get it now! -
EDIBLE ANUSES IN A GIFT BOX
$9.76If the dick trophy wasn´t enough – these naughty chocolates might do the trick. The giftbox contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children....Get it now! -
LIFE SIZE YETI STATUE
$2,656.00If you wanna break the internet with a bigfoot video, or just scare your neighbor – this Yeti statue will help with that. Toscano has exclusively captured the mythical Bigfoot with breathtaking detail in quality designer resin. The Yeti statues range from nearly two feet tall, perfect gift size for an avid Bigfooter, to an amazing six feet for those looking to make a statement....Get it now! -
DICKTROPHY
$4.48Tell him how your really feel, you know he´s been a dick lately. What better way to tell him? This 4.9 inch plastic trophy says it all. Perfect for a novelty gift, for your annoying buddy, or your boyfriend who is a horrible winner of games night....Get it now! -
ASIA OLD MAN WALL DECAL
$24.01How about the company of an old asian man, always there to watch over you with his gentle smile? Nothing better to brighten up your day that by stickin´ this guy on the wall. He comes in six sizes, make sure to put him somewhere nice....Get it now! -
Hamburger Wallet
$9.50Stop counting calories and start counting change when you keep your money in the hamburger wallet. This scrumptious looking wallet safely houses your cash, credit cards, and ID in a hamburger shaped pouch that is perfect for any junk food junkie....Get it now!