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The way to a man´s heart might be through the stomach – but that doesn´t necessarily mean that you have to cook him a good meal. How about giving him a good laugh? Browse through these creative and funny gifts, and you´ll be sure to have him laughing out loud in no time. Great for boyfriends and buddies – here´s something for every occasion. Have fun!
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3D Wolf Eagle Boxer
$1.983D wolf pattern print underwear make man look sexy and wild, says the manufacturer - and we couldn´t agree more. What better way to channel your inner alpha male than by a roaring hot boxer brief?...Get it now! -
American Flag Liquor Flask
$19.99Make drinking great again by patriotically pounding your liver using this American flag liquor flask. This freedom-loving two liter capacity flask is made from BPA-free food grade plastic and features a handy nozzle for easy serving....Get it now! -
ARCHIE MCPHEE INSTANT UNDERPANTS
$5.19Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2-1/2″ round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults....Get it now! -
ASIA OLD MAN WALL DECAL
$24.01How about the company of an old asian man, always there to watch over you with his gentle smile? Nothing better to brighten up your day that by stickin´ this guy on the wall. He comes in six sizes, make sure to put him somewhere nice....Get it now! -
Bacon Stocking
$1.00Make the most joyous time of the year even better with the bacon stocking hanging from your home’s fireplace. Perfect for the bacon lover in your family - the stocking is decorated with white felt bacon fat that is big enough to hold up to 4 pounds of uncooked bacon inside....Get it now! -
BAD PEOPLE – The Party Game You Probably Shouldn’t Play
$39.95Find out what your friends really think about you in this hilarious and brutal voting game! Share crazy and ridiculous stories after each round...Get it now! -
Bearded Ski Mask
$25.95You don’t need skill to tackle those black diamond courses, just the incredible confidence instilled in you by wearing the bearded ski mask. This imposing beard is the stylish and eye catching way to keep your face warm from the howling cold air on the slopes....Get it now! -
Beer Bottle Stein Lid
$7.49Class up your watered down domestic brew with this beer bottle stein lid. The small lid features a sturdy metal clip that attaches to most bottles to provide a convenient way of keeping bugs out while making yourself look like a beer connoisseur....Get it now! -
Big Bad Book Of Bill Murray
$0.30Get your fill of Bill by following his fascinating career and life in the Big Bad Book Of Bill Murray. It provides insight into every facet of the beloved icon from his early days in SNL to his blockbuster days, all the way up to his re-invention as a hipster icon....Get it now! -
Booze Prescription Flask
$19.99Now you can gulp down 200 CCs of doctor recommended Boozemin and look like a medically prescribed drunk with this booze prescription flask. Capable of holding 7 ounces of alcohol, this novelty prescription flask makes a great gift idea for doctors....Get it now! -
Broke Millennial
$4.24Stop scraping by and take control of your money by reading Broke Millennial. This highly informative read is aimed at teaching perpetually broke 20- and 30-somethings valuable life skills such as how to budget, invest, and manage credit card debt....Get it now! -
Can of Whoop-Ass
$5.99A can of genuine Whoop-Ass - lay down some fury on someone who deserves it. This hilarious can, with it´s own instructions, is sure to cause some laughs....Get it now! -
Cash Suit
$89.99You may not be made of money, but why can’t your suit be? This highly fashionable two-buttoned cash suit envelops your manly frame in an attractive and eye-catching hundred dollar bill motif that’ll have you making it rain wherever you go....Get it now! -
Cat Hair Is Lonely People Glitter
$8.98Celebrate your crippling loneliness with this funny because it’s true “cat hair is lonely people glitter†shirt. This hilarious novelty t-shirt boasts a simplistic kitty cat design along with a comical statement that is sure to resonate with any lonely owner of multiple cats....Get it now! -
Cat Shaped Egg Mold
$10.00Ensure your day starts off on a purrrfect note by animating your breakfast using this cat shaped egg mold. It’s made entirely from durable food-safe silicone and features a fun design that turns your eggs into a cheerful little cat with two big yellow eyes....Get it now! -
Cereal Killer Spoon
$18.00After you've thoroughly vetted your target, prepped the room, and have them in your sights this cereal killer spoon is all you'll need to finish performing your morning ritual. Each vintage spoon is crafted from silverplate and is hand stamped....Get it now! -
Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover
$17.99Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you’re driving around town....Get it now! -
Cleaner Than Shit Hand Sanitizer
$5.99Keep your hands looking clean and fresh at all times by using this “Cleaner Than Shit†hand sanitizer. No matter how much shit the day throws your way, just apply some of this world class sanitizer and you’re good to go....Get it now! -
Coin Eating Savings Bank
$14.99The Face Bank is a uniquely designed piggy bank that literally eats your money! It’s fun for kids because the mouth moves as you put your hand close to it. It's the savings bank that will make them want to save. They'll be running around the house searching for coins to "Feed" their face bank. Also makes for a great office and/or reception desk novelty....Get it now! -
Coloring Book For College Kids
$7.07Relive your best and worst memories as you pass the time doodling in the Coloring Book For College Kids. Illustrated with artwork that resemble a children’s activity book, it offers a humorous look at the trials and tribulations of modern college experiences....Get it now! -
Creepy Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
$12.12Get a good laugh while you do your part to help the local wildlife with the creepy horse head squirrel feeder. Once the squirrel peeks its fuzzy little head for a quick meal, the feeder’s peculiar shape makes it seem as if he’s wearing a hilarious horse mask....Get it now! -
Crime Scene Bandages
$14.29No matter how grave or gruesome the ouchie, the crime scene bandages will help keep unwanted bacteria away from the wound. Though something terrible has taken place, tell those nasty germs to move it along, there’s nothing to see here....Get it now! -
Darth Vader And Son Book
$2.19Wonder no more what life would have been like for Luke if his neglectful old man had been around more often with the Darth Vader and Son book. This adorably illustrated book features 64 pages of Star Wars themed hijinks, and makes a great gift for Father’s Day....Get it now! -
DICKTROPHY
$4.48Tell him how your really feel, you know he´s been a dick lately. What better way to tell him? This 4.9 inch plastic trophy says it all. Perfect for a novelty gift, for your annoying buddy, or your boyfriend who is a horrible winner of games night....Get it now! -
Disney Princess Socks
$12.88Give your tired feet the royal treatment by keeping them warm in these Disney princess socks. These lively socks are made from 100% soft cotton and are styled to look like iconic Disney princesses like Ariel, Jasmine, Snow White, and Cinderella....Get it now! -
Disturbed Friends – This party game should be banned
$25.00Disturbed Friends is a party game designed to find out how disturbed your friends are, but, more importantly, how disturbed they think you are. You will be faced with horrible situations, sexual scenarios and unethical debates that may cause you to re-evaluate your friendships...Get it now! -
Draft Beer Jelly Beans
$13.63With the draft beer jelly beans you can enjoy the taste of an ice cold beer without having to deal with an awful hangover the next day. These gourmet jelly beans come flavored just like your favorite draft beers and are finished off with a nice golden coat....Get it now! -
EDIBLE ANUSES IN A GIFT BOX
$9.76If the dick trophy wasn´t enough – these naughty chocolates might do the trick. The giftbox contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children....Get it now! -
Egg Monster Bread Cutter Mold
$8.00Make mealtime fun for the entire family with help from this egg monster bread cutter mold. This easy to use mold is made from a sturdy food-safe plastic and allows you to create whimsical little cyclops monsters with a big fried egg for an eye....Get it now! -
Falling Books Bookend
$20.90Add an amusing touch to your reading nook by propping up your literary collection using this falling books bookend. It’s crafted from metal and cleverly designed to create the illusion that your stack of books is about to fall over and crush the tiny people making a run for it....Get it now! -
FiestaFive – Confetti High Five
$9.95SHOWER IN CONFETTI - At the peak of your celebration when two hands come together for an epic moment of high five bliss, you can't afford not to have confetti blast high into the air and rain down around your triumphant gesture!...Get it now! -
Floating Birthday Candle
$13.39Kick off your birthday like a raging alcoholic by blowing out the celebratory candle on this drink float. The candle’s wedge shaped base allows it to float steadily above the drink’s alcoholic surface so you can celebrate your birthday like the lively drunkard you are....Get it now! -
Flushable Wipes For Dudes
$8.99Keep your man bits fresh while on the go by making sure you carry some flushable wipes for dudes. The wipes feature a huge 44 square inch surface and contain vitamin E and soothing aloes that are perfect for cleaning any part of the body - especially the balls....Get it now! -
Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander
$16.90Turn pasta night into a religious experience by using this Flying Spaghetti Monster colander to drain your noodles. This vibrant colander transforms into the noble deity whenever you fill the bowl up with fresh spaghetti - making it ideal for any practicing Pastafarian....Get it now! -
Forearm Workout Mug
$30.39Bulk up while you get rip roaring drunk using the forearm workout mug. Aside from holding 20 oz. of delicious beer, the mug features a spring loaded hand exerciser so you can unleash the magical strength building powers of alcohol to build muscles fast!...Get it now! -
Funny Couples Coffee Mugs
$34.95This quirky, unique set of two ceramic mugs is the best gift idea for your favorite adult couple! Each pair comes in 11 oz and large 15 oz sizes....Get it now! -
Giant Cockroach Float
$11.99Empty a crowded pool in seconds by creeping everyone out with this giant cockroach float. It’s made from a tough vinyl that stands up to repeated use under the hot sun and comes equipped with monstrous antennae and three eerie legs on each side....Get it now! -
Giant Dog Tongue Chew Toy
$8.99The giant dog tongue chew toy is the ultimate pet toy. It’s made from non-toxic solid natural rubber and contains a ball and tongue combo great for playing fetch, posing for hilarious pictures or cracking people up on the street as you and your loyal companion pass them by....Get it now! -
Giant Poop Emoji Pool Float
$28.95Place a fun millennial twist on the way you relax out on the water by laying out on this giant poop emoji float. The iconic emoji jumps off your phone’s screen and into the real world to provide you with a comfy and eye-catching way to soak up the sun....Get it now! -
Hamburger Wallet
$9.50Stop counting calories and start counting change when you keep your money in the hamburger wallet. This scrumptious looking wallet safely houses your cash, credit cards, and ID in a hamburger shaped pouch that is perfect for any junk food junkie....Get it now! -
Hand Bra Shirt
$14.74Turn heads wherever you go with the hand bra shirt. The shirt’s eye catching design creates the illusion that the only thing standing between your boobies and the world is a pair of strategically placed hands. Truly a great way to show off your bod without actually doing so....Get it now! -
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
$6.50Stop waiting for your ice cream cake to thaw when you pull it out of the freezer - now with the hand saw cake cutter you can cut through even the toughest cakes with ease using an easy to grip handle that attaches to a sharp and durable plastic blade....Get it now! -
Hands-Free Flotation Device
$44.99Stay afloat in the water without exerting yourself by using this hands-free flotation device. Capable of holding up to 180 lbs, it’s covered in a soft water-resistant fabric that is complemented with a neoprene crotch for comfort in the loins....Get it now! -
Hidden Flask Mittens
$8.01Battle the cold by staying warm in more ways than one using these hidden flasks mittens. Apart from shielding your fingers from the frigid weather, the left hand mitten comes equipped with a discreet three ounce flask you can sip from your thumb....Get it now! -
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
$12.12Let the squirrels in your backyard horse around while they eat from this disturbing horse head squirrel feeder. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like the squirrel is wearing s small version of the horse mask while they munch away on some food....Get it now! -
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
$15.30On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today....Get it now! -
How to Live with a Huge Penis
$11.66Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. ...Get it now! -
How to Traumatize Your Children
$10.70Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!...Get it now! -
Hungry T-Rex Car Decal
$3.99Poke fun at all the bumper sticker families on the road with the hungry T-Rex car decal. The decal depicts a ferocious T-Rex devouring a lovely stick figure family. And if that’s not enough, it also features a caption flat out stating how delicious they were....Get it now! -
iGrow Laser Hair Growth Helmet
$399.99iGrow is a low level laser hair regrowth system for those with thin and thinning hair. Utilizing both red laser and LED light diodes, iGrow’s proprietary hair rejuvenation technology is extremely effective. For fuller, thicker, healthier hair, choose iGrow. ...Get it now! -
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
$9.95Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido....Get it now! -
Inflatable Dinosaur Costume
$47.04For years, you've lived in shame, knowing that you couldn't achieve your childhood dream of being a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Sure, no one thought you could do it. Sure, everyone called you crazy, but it was your dream! They won't laugh at you any more with this Adult Inflatable Jurassic World T-Rex Costume. Straight from the blockbuster movie, this costume makes you look like the terrifying beast that escaped from his pen. People will be running...Get it now! -
Inflatable Unicorn Drink Holder
$9.99Keep your refreshing beverage close by at all times when you’re relaxing in the pool by placing it inside this inflatable unicorn drink holder. This white little unicorn sports a majestic rainbow mane and is designed to fit almost all cups, bottles, and cans....Get it now! -
Japanese Katana Shift Knob
$39.99Cut your drive time in half by weaving through traffic with ninja-like precision using this Japanese katana shift knob. Intricately styled to resemble the elaborate hilt of a traditional Japanese sword, it makes a great accent piece for any hot import....Get it now! -
LIFE SIZE YETI STATUE
$2,656.00If you wanna break the internet with a bigfoot video, or just scare your neighbor – this Yeti statue will help with that. Toscano has exclusively captured the mythical Bigfoot with breathtaking detail in quality designer resin. The Yeti statues range from nearly two feet tall, perfect gift size for an avid Bigfooter, to an amazing six feet for those looking to make a statement....Get it now! -
Luchador Wrestler Bottle Opener
$5.00Fans of Mexican wrestling and heavy drinking are in for a real treat with the wrestler headlock bottle opener. This mighty warrior from south of the border comes dressed from head to toe in his battle suit, ready to pop open beer bottles with the signature headlock....Get it now! -
Minion Plush Slippers
$14.99Keep your feet warm and cozy while you bring your favorite pill like characters to life using these Minion plush slippers. Each slipper is designed to look like an adorable little Minion that’s eager to keep your footsies nice and toasty....Get it now! -
Money Toilet Paper Roll
$8.99Before the recession hit, the purest form of wealth was exhibited by how much money you could wipe your ass with. But now in these tough economic times, how is one supposed to keep up this expensive habit? The answer is these novelty money toilet paper rolls....Get it now! -
Monopoly Cheaters Edition
$19.79Change up game night with this version of the Monopoly game where cheating is not only welcome, it's a must do! With the Cheater's edition, players can try to get away with as many cheats as they can. They're rewarded for completing a cheat and penalized for failing one. Follow, bend, or break the rules to win!...Get it now! -
Mooning Garden Gnome
$8.99If you've grown tired of the garden variety lawn ornaments, the mooning garden gnome is just what you need to spruce up the yard. This little stinker may be an outcast among his fellow gnomes, but he's exactly what you've been looking for to piss off the neighborhood....Get it now! -
MR. SNIFFLES EGG SEPARATOR
$11.99Mr. Sniffles might be disgusting, but it really works! Crack an egg in the top, tilt him forward, and watch the egg whites drip out of Mr. Sniffle’s nose. Very practical for a clumsy man in the kitchen, just one way to keep the kitchen cleaner!...Get it now! -
NOSE SHOWER GEL DISPENSER
$7.79A fun and yucky soap dispenser that will turn his shower into a funhouse. Just press the nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. Easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back. Attaches easily to any flat surface with suction cups or a nail. A perfect unique gift for someone in need of some humorous hygiene....Get it now! -
Octopus Shower Caddy
$32.95Keep your shower area mess-free at all times by hanging up this little octopus shower caddy. This helpful cephalopod comes with nine dangling and flexible tentacles with adjustable loops so that you can hang everything from shampoo bottles to razors and cloths....Get it now! -
Oh Fruck! – A Card Game for Real Fruckers
$19.99Fun-filled game for 2-6 players (up to 12 players when combined with another deck). Be the first player to discard all your cards, but watch out for the special rules … and don’t get Frucked....Get it now! -
Peg Leg Pirate Chopsticks
$9.99Eating sushi can be tricky for land lovers - luckily the peg leg pirate chopsticks be here to help ye get a firm hold on those fancy treats of the sea. Old peg leg’s long and slim stems latch onto rolls  tightly, making them great for kids and novice sushi eaters....Get it now! -
Periodic Table Soap
$7.50Start your days off on the right foot by bathing with one of these periodic table soap bars. An ideal gift for chemistry enthusiasts and science geeks in general, they come styled like periodic elements and feature a delightful ginger lime scent....Get it now! -
Pet Hair Spray
$16.28Throw out those silly costumes and pimp out your family pet with this safe to use animal hair spray. The hair spray will give your animal the freshest paint job in the neighborhood, and unlike a physical costume, it will not cause him or her any physical discomfort....Get it now! -
Pimple Popping Toy
$19.99Everyone has their own unique obsession and this obsession is the pickers dream toy! -The Pop It Pal is made of skin safe silicone with an all natural pus that simulates the popping of a huge pimple! -Every Pop It Pal comes with 16 pimples ready to be picked the minute you receive it. -The Pop It Pal can be refilled and picked over and over again! -One refill bottle and one filling tool will...Get it now! -
Pirate Leg Pencil Sharpener
$6.99Keep your pencil as sharp and pointy as the Captain’s unrelenting steel hook with the pirate peg leg pencil sharpener in your arsenal of school supplies. A few spins in this scallywag’s amputated leg and your pencil is as good as new, yaarrr....Get it now! -
Pirate Peg Leg Corkscrew
$12.99Yaarrrr, now with the pirate peg leg corkscrew you’ll be able to pop open your favorite wines or eighteenth century rum bottles like a pro. This miniature pirate is always willing to lend a hand - or in this case his corkscrew peg leg - to facilitate your inebriation....Get it now! -
Pizza Slice Night Light
$5.50If you can’t stop dreaming about the cheesy stuff, this pizza slice night light is just for you. This cheese covered slice sits atop a paper plate styled base and comes with a simple on/off switch for added convenience....Get it now! -
Pizza Towel
$39.95Get the perfect tan as you sizzle like a pepperoni under the hot sun while laying out on the pizza towel. This oversized nearly five foot wide pizza comes loaded with melted cheese and greasy pepperoni - making it ideal for the beach or picnics....Get it now! -
Pregnancy Belly Painting Kit
$16.85Paint a masterpiece on your belly while you grow a masterpiece in your belly with this pregnancy painting kit. The kit is completely safe for use and includes everything you’ll need to unleash your imagination and make your pregnant glow even stronger....Get it now! -
Pug Finger Puppet
$5.59Transform your plain old hand into an adorable little pup using this pug finger puppet. This cute little vinyl pug features a detailed, realistic appearance and is designed to fit comfortably over the tips of your thumb and fingers....Get it now! -
Pug Mask
$67.79Transform yourself into the strangest looking and tallest canine anyone’s ever seen with this pug mask. It features a realistic design complemented with faux fur for added authenticity and comes with a cushioned chin brace that allows the mouth to move while you speak....Get it now! -
Quick And Dirty An Offensively Fun Party Game
$16.00FAST, FUN, PARTY GAME - Rewards quick wits and dirty minds! Great for game nights, pregames, bachelorette parties, etc...Get it now! -
Raptor Dog Costume
$18.08Your dog is already a terrifying beast, so give him the best outlet for his reign of terror with the raptor dog costume. This costume turns your lap dog into a tiny version of T-Rex, the king of all dinosaurs. It will match his tiny, vicious howl....Get it now! -
Revolver Shot Glass
$6.97Take a shot to the face and live to see another day by pounding your drinks out of the revolver shot glass. This intricately crafted glass stands on its own and is designed to hold up to 50ml of your favorite poison without spilling a drop....Get it now! -
Rock-Em Sock-em Superheroes
$24.97The Justice League's top dogs are going head to head like never before with these Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em superheroes. Once they're in position, you can pummel your opponent until their head gets knocked off their block....Get it now! -
Santa Clause beer dispenser
$29.99This liquor dispenser is a conversation starter, a statement of art appreciation, and a handy tool for your home bar all in one. With simple push button operation and 16-ounce capacity, you'll love having it around to fill your glass.If you've got a devil-may-care streak lurking in your soul, why settle for a boring booze pourer? Put the Santa Clause liquor dispenser in your bar and tell the world that you may be a responsible...Get it now! -
Shark Attack Blanket
$28.95Who would have ever thought being bitten by a great white could feel so good? This shark attack blanket is made from ultra soft double-sided minky fabric and creates the illusion you're being eaten alive when you wrap yourself up....Get it now! -
Shotgun 12 Gauge Shot Glasses
$9.00These shotgun shot glasses are probably the only time you want to take a 12 gauge to the face. Makes a great gift for those who love guns, alcohol, and drinking. Also possibly the only fun way mix guns and alcohol and not have things end badly....Get it now! -
Skull Beer Bong
$7.48There's no better way to pound some spooky Halloween beers than with the skull beer bong. Once the desired brew is poured into the top of the skull, it travels down the spinal cord and into your parched mouth to deliver frightening levels of inebriation....Get it now! -
Space Invader Crayons
$7.75Invade your sketch pad and coloring book with the vibrant hues provided by the Space Invader crayons. These retro and novel crayons are shaped like the 8-bit aliens of the classic Space Invaders game. The tiny squad of 8 colorful aliens will transform your creation....Get it now! -
Spock Ear iPhone Case
$2.50Resemble your favorite half human, half Vulcan character every time you answer the phone with the Spock ear iPhone case. This novelty case displays the graphic of Spock’s Vulcan ear to create the illusion it’s your ear when talking on the phone....Get it now! -
Spongebob Aquarium Ornaments
$7.62Who lives in a pineapple-shaped Spongebob aquarium ornament? Your goldfish, that's who. Give your aquarium the same flair as Bikini Bottom with a new residence for your fishy friend. Make it extra dorky by adding in a mini-Spongebob or Patrick....Get it now! -
Star Wars Electronic Chewbacca Mask
$29.60Transform yourself into your favorite Wookie by dressing up in this Star Wars electronic Chewbacca mask. It features a detailed movie-like design, comes with a strap for easy adjustments, and makes classic roaring sounds that amplify as you open your mouth....Get it now! -
Star Wars Powerbot Robot Vacuum
$638.98Ensure your home is the cleanest in the entire galaxy by placing the Star Wars Powerbot robot vacuum on the job. It boasts 10 watts of suction power, features a design that minimizes clogging, and comes with an onboard speaker that mimics Vader’s breathing....Get it now! -
STAR WARS R2-D2 MEASURING CUP SET
$19.99One of the fun things about using these R2-D2 measuring cups is that you get to play like you’re a Jawa. See, you found this droid, and to make it useful, you’re going to have to take it all apart. Utinni. But NOT with your ion blaster. Sorry. And we recommend an apron for the kitchen versus those brown robes with the potentially flammable cuffs....Get it now! -
Super Mario Bros. Slippers
$12.49Lounge around the house in footwear befitting a gamer of your caliber with these Super Mario Bros slippers. These ultra comfortable one size fits all slippers come styled like the Mushroom Kingdom’s iconic mustachioed plumbers....Get it now! -
TABLETOPICS Couples: Questions to Start Great Conversations
$25.00These conversation starters for couples include thought-provoking questions for couples to get to know each other on a new level....Get it now! -
That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore
$4.33Kids learn about trivial things such as how everyone poops, how babies are made, and other useless information. You would be doing a disservice to your child if you don’t teach him/her about zombies now. Buy this book, it may just save your child’s life....Get it now! -
The 1990s Coloring Book
$0.83Relive the glorious decade that brought us dial-up internet and cinematic masterpieces like Clueless with the 1990s coloring book. Every page comes jam packed with iconic pictures of all the phat movies, shows and products that made the ’90s so rad....Get it now! -
The Art Of Manliness Book
$8.07Learn everything the modern gentleman should know by studying the contents within “The Art of Manliness†book. The book places a wealth of information at your fingertips ranging from courting the lady of your choice to basic survival skills....Get it now! -
The Big Lebowski Guide Book
$8.14Achieve inner happiness by following the teachings of The Dude using The Big Lebowski guide book. It features sections like “the seven spiritual laws of taking it easy†and “the science of really tying a room together†so that you can be more like The Dude....Get it now! -
The Furniture Bible
$22.00Breathe new life into vintage furniture by following the helpful tips inside “The Furniture Bible†book. This informative read comes packed with everything you need to know about furniture restoration so you can make old furniture look like it's brand spanking new....Get it now! -
The gift of nothing
$11.99Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don't know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we've got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You're "Nothing" gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them...Get it now! -
The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
$19.99Get your young bookworm interested in the classics from an early age using the Lovecraft alphabet book. Cleverly titled “C is for Cthulhuâ€, this magnificently illustrated read teaches the alphabet using the mythical creatures that inhabit the H.P. Lovecraft universe....Get it now! -
The NoPhone Air
$6.00Boost your social game with the NoPhone Air - The NoPhone Air is invisible phone for people who use their phone too much. It feels like nothing is in your hand because it is nothing. When you open the NoPhone Air packaging, it looks like there is nothing inside. The NoPhone Air received front page coverage on the Wall Street Journal and worldwide praise across the tech industry for its groundbreaking invisible design....Get it now! -
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
$13.56Legal in all 50 states, this entertaining, informative, and whimsically illustrated guide covers 4,000 years of weed and its significance—psychoactive, cultural, medical, sexual, and more—in just 22 pages and with 20 scratch-&-sniff scents. ...Get it now! -
Thumb Wrestling Ring
$8.54Now that thumb wrestling is an officially accepted sport at the Olympics, you can now train with unparalleled realism with these thumb wrestling rings. Just have you and your sparring partner slip your thumbs up in the wrestling ring, and have at it!...Get it now! -
Twister Bed Sheets
$69.90Turn bedtime into playtime with the twister bed sheets. The sheets gloriously transform your mattress into a naughty full size twister play mat so you can enjoy this classic game the way it was truly meant to be played - naked, of course!...Get it now! -
Vomiting Rainbow Garden Gnome
$13.50Bring a little extra luck into your life by adding some color to your garden with this vomiting rainbow garden gnome. This leprechaun-type little fella shoots out a vivid stream of multicolored chunks that lead to a large pot of gold....Get it now! -
Watch Ya Mouth Party Game
$14.99Watch Ya Mouth is the incredibly fun game that works by having one player attempt to read phrases out loud while wearing a dental mouthpiece that grossly hampers the ability to enunciate words, while the rest of the players try and guess what is being said....Get it now! -
Willy Care Kit
$19.55The Willy Care Kit is an extremely funny grooming set for the man who has everything! He may spend hours gelling his hair and using his 'man-products', but how long does he really spend making sure his crown jewels are kept in mint condition?! The Willy Care Kit will guarantee every part of your man looks sharp (perhaps this is a bad choice of words!) and tidy....Get it now! -
Wine Bottle Combination Lock
$24.99Keep your most valuable and prized wines safe with the wine bottle combination lock. This customized lock is designed to fit over most 17mm diameter bottles and keeps them completely safe from any interested parties with the help from a four digit combination....Get it now! -
Wine Glass Holder Necklace
$5.04Stop spilling your drink like a sloppy drunk during your next drinking binge by wearing with this wine glass holder necklace. A sturdy neoprene case nestles your glass, freeing up your hands as your glass securely dangles from the removable straps....Get it now! -
World’s Okayest Mom Coffee Mug
$12.95You may not be the greatest mom in the world, but at least none of your kids ended up in prison or on the pole. The “World’s Okayest Mom†coffee mug celebrates your respectably average and laissez-faire style of parenting that certainly could’ve been worse....Get it now! -
You Killed Kenny USB Drive
$70.00You bastard! Now you’ll have to kill Kenny every time you want to get your data. This custom built South Park USB drive was created by installing a flash drive into the head of the officially licensed mini Kenny toy. Also available is a less exciting version already built....Get it now! -
You Shall Not Pass Car Sticker
$4.99Keep drivers from cutting you off on the road with the help of Gandalf and the “You Shall Not Pass†car sticker. This amusing vinyl decal is made to stand up to the elements and comes available in whatever color tickles your fancy. Slow down, you fools!...Get it now! -
You Touched Your Genitals Sanitizer
$6.99Shaking hands is an unfortunately risky part of human interaction - it can solidify relationships, but it can also pass along disgusting germs and bacteria. Stay safe with the only hand sanitizer on the market that protects against hands that possibly touched genitals only moments prior....Get it now! -
S*#t the Bed Hot Sauce
$18.00ULTRA HOT WITH FLAVOR - Imported from Australia this hot sauce has an impeccable blend of heat and flavour in a generous 8oz bottle. It measures around 35,000 on the Scoville Scale. The perfect sauce for people who like it hot but not insane. 10 times hotter than regular Tabasco....Get it now!