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The way to a man´s heart might be through the stomach – but that doesn´t necessarily mean that you have to cook him a good meal. How about giving him a good laugh? Browse through these creative and funny gifts, and you´ll be sure to have him laughing out loud in no time. Great for boyfriends and buddies – here´s something for every occasion. Have fun!
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EDIBLE ANUSES IN A GIFT BOX
$9.76If the dick trophy wasn´t enough – these naughty chocolates might do the trick. The giftbox contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children....Get it now! -
Egg Monster Bread Cutter Mold
$8.00Make mealtime fun for the entire family with help from this egg monster bread cutter mold. This easy to use mold is made from a sturdy food-safe plastic and allows you to create whimsical little cyclops monsters with a big fried egg for an eye....Get it now! -
Falling Books Bookend
$20.90Add an amusing touch to your reading nook by propping up your literary collection using this falling books bookend. It’s crafted from metal and cleverly designed to create the illusion that your stack of books is about to fall over and crush the tiny people making a run for it....Get it now! -
FiestaFive – Confetti High Five
$9.95SHOWER IN CONFETTI - At the peak of your celebration when two hands come together for an epic moment of high five bliss, you can't afford not to have confetti blast high into the air and rain down around your triumphant gesture!...Get it now! -
Floating Birthday Candle
$13.39Kick off your birthday like a raging alcoholic by blowing out the celebratory candle on this drink float. The candle’s wedge shaped base allows it to float steadily above the drink’s alcoholic surface so you can celebrate your birthday like the lively drunkard you are....Get it now! -
Flushable Wipes For Dudes
$8.99Keep your man bits fresh while on the go by making sure you carry some flushable wipes for dudes. The wipes feature a huge 44 square inch surface and contain vitamin E and soothing aloes that are perfect for cleaning any part of the body - especially the balls....Get it now! -
Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander
$16.90Turn pasta night into a religious experience by using this Flying Spaghetti Monster colander to drain your noodles. This vibrant colander transforms into the noble deity whenever you fill the bowl up with fresh spaghetti - making it ideal for any practicing Pastafarian....Get it now! -
Forearm Workout Mug
$30.39Bulk up while you get rip roaring drunk using the forearm workout mug. Aside from holding 20 oz. of delicious beer, the mug features a spring loaded hand exerciser so you can unleash the magical strength building powers of alcohol to build muscles fast!...Get it now! -
Fresh Prince Ungly Christmas Sweater
$24.99We all love Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and we all definitely love Carlton - at least those of us fortunate enough to grow up with this amazing show. A Fresh Prince Christmas Sweater is definitely something worth a place in the closet!...Get it now! -
Funny Couples Coffee Mugs
$34.95This quirky, unique set of two ceramic mugs is the best gift idea for your favorite adult couple! Each pair comes in 11 oz and large 15 oz sizes....Get it now! -
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
$19.98Sit on your own "iron" throne, and feel the power as you reign over the 7 kingdoms of Westerass. This is a must have for all Game of Thrones fans, and is sure to make your friends crack up when they go to the restroom....Get it now! -
Giant Cockroach Float
$11.99Empty a crowded pool in seconds by creeping everyone out with this giant cockroach float. It’s made from a tough vinyl that stands up to repeated use under the hot sun and comes equipped with monstrous antennae and three eerie legs on each side....Get it now! -
Giant Dog Tongue Chew Toy
$8.99The giant dog tongue chew toy is the ultimate pet toy. It’s made from non-toxic solid natural rubber and contains a ball and tongue combo great for playing fetch, posing for hilarious pictures or cracking people up on the street as you and your loyal companion pass them by....Get it now! -
Giant Poop Emoji Pool Float
$28.95Place a fun millennial twist on the way you relax out on the water by laying out on this giant poop emoji float. The iconic emoji jumps off your phone’s screen and into the real world to provide you with a comfy and eye-catching way to soak up the sun....Get it now! -
Hamburger Wallet
$9.50Stop counting calories and start counting change when you keep your money in the hamburger wallet. This scrumptious looking wallet safely houses your cash, credit cards, and ID in a hamburger shaped pouch that is perfect for any junk food junkie....Get it now! -
Hand Bra Shirt
$14.74Turn heads wherever you go with the hand bra shirt. The shirt’s eye catching design creates the illusion that the only thing standing between your boobies and the world is a pair of strategically placed hands. Truly a great way to show off your bod without actually doing so....Get it now! -
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
$6.50Stop waiting for your ice cream cake to thaw when you pull it out of the freezer - now with the hand saw cake cutter you can cut through even the toughest cakes with ease using an easy to grip handle that attaches to a sharp and durable plastic blade....Get it now! -
Hands-Free Flotation Device
$44.99Stay afloat in the water without exerting yourself by using this hands-free flotation device. Capable of holding up to 180 lbs, it’s covered in a soft water-resistant fabric that is complemented with a neoprene crotch for comfort in the loins....Get it now! -
Hidden Flask Mittens
$8.01Battle the cold by staying warm in more ways than one using these hidden flasks mittens. Apart from shielding your fingers from the frigid weather, the left hand mitten comes equipped with a discreet three ounce flask you can sip from your thumb....Get it now! -
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
$12.12Let the squirrels in your backyard horse around while they eat from this disturbing horse head squirrel feeder. This hanging squirrel feeder makes it appear like the squirrel is wearing s small version of the horse mask while they munch away on some food....Get it now! -
How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide
$15.30On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today....Get it now! -
How to Live with a Huge Penis
$11.66Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. ...Get it now! -
How to Traumatize Your Children
$10.70Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!...Get it now! -
Hungry T-Rex Car Decal
$3.99Poke fun at all the bumper sticker families on the road with the hungry T-Rex car decal. The decal depicts a ferocious T-Rex devouring a lovely stick figure family. And if that’s not enough, it also features a caption flat out stating how delicious they were....Get it now! -
iGrow Laser Hair Growth Helmet
$399.99iGrow is a low level laser hair regrowth system for those with thin and thinning hair. Utilizing both red laser and LED light diodes, iGrow’s proprietary hair rejuvenation technology is extremely effective. For fuller, thicker, healthier hair, choose iGrow. ...Get it now! -
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
$9.95Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido....Get it now! -
Inflatable Dinosaur Costume
$47.04For years, you've lived in shame, knowing that you couldn't achieve your childhood dream of being a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Sure, no one thought you could do it. Sure, everyone called you crazy, but it was your dream! They won't laugh at you any more with this Adult Inflatable Jurassic World T-Rex Costume. Straight from the blockbuster movie, this costume makes you look like the terrifying beast that escaped from his pen. People will be running...Get it now! -
Inflatable Unicorn Drink Holder
$9.99Keep your refreshing beverage close by at all times when you’re relaxing in the pool by placing it inside this inflatable unicorn drink holder. This white little unicorn sports a majestic rainbow mane and is designed to fit almost all cups, bottles, and cans....Get it now! -
Japanese Katana Shift Knob
$39.99Cut your drive time in half by weaving through traffic with ninja-like precision using this Japanese katana shift knob. Intricately styled to resemble the elaborate hilt of a traditional Japanese sword, it makes a great accent piece for any hot import....Get it now! -
LIFE SIZE YETI STATUE
$2,656.00If you wanna break the internet with a bigfoot video, or just scare your neighbor – this Yeti statue will help with that. Toscano has exclusively captured the mythical Bigfoot with breathtaking detail in quality designer resin. The Yeti statues range from nearly two feet tall, perfect gift size for an avid Bigfooter, to an amazing six feet for those looking to make a statement....Get it now!