UNEXPECTED GIFTS
FOR CHRISTMAS
Find the perfect products!
NSFW (for the naughty ones)
Yeah yeah, we know – we can´t have a gift-site for men without gettin´ a little down and dirrty, cause face it: men are pretty easy mammals. There are all sorts of weird thoughts floating around up there that (luckily) mostly get filtered out by some magical filter before they pass through the mouth and into the ether. However, some of it always manages to slip through. Do we really wanna fuel this flame? Of course we do! Enjoy all the naughty gifts!
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A Month of Sex, 30 Day Activity Calendar
$18.992 PLAYER GAME - This calendar contains 30 days of exciting activities and adventures for those adventurous couples wanting to try something new and exciting....Get it now! -
BAD PEOPLE – Party Game
$39.95Find out what your friends really think about you in this hilarious and brutal voting game! Share crazy and ridiculous stories after each round...Get it now! -
Bedroom Battle – Game for Couples
$25.99A game for couples where you play to win fun and romantic dares for you and/or your partner to act out. Bedroom Battle is the perfect romantic gift, especially for newlyweds and couples looking to bring a new spark to their relationship....Get it now! -
Bedroom game-10pcs
$19.96Kink things up a bit with these bedroom toys, which are sure to make the night a little less boring......Get it now! -
Better Than the Hand
$12.44It’s a difficult and scary time to talk about male sexuality. The endless media stream of physical violence and rape cast a long shadow on our cultural landscape. We live in a time where a presidential candidate can brag about non consensual advances and slut shaming, and still be voted into office....Get it now! -
Bullet Vagina Stimulator Massager
$22.99Quality Assurance → Before the delivery, all the Vibrators will be check carefully. And we can provide a one-year return service....Get it now! -
Christmas Reindeer G-Strings
$9.99Funny holiday gift for Christmas party, Halloween Cosplay,Anniversary,Valentine day,Swim party,Bachelor party,Wedding show,ECT games...Get it now! -
Cleancut ES412 Personal Shaver
$41.99The Model ES412 Cleancut shaver has the distinction of being the first, and still best, personal/pubic shaver on the market. The ES412 has been made by the same manufacturer for many years (decades) and is still made in Japan, where quality and workmanship are considered high art....Get it now! -
DICKTROPHY
$4.48Tell him how your really feel, you know he´s been a dick lately. What better way to tell him? This 4.9 inch plastic trophy says it all. Perfect for a novelty gift, for your annoying buddy, or your boyfriend who is a horrible winner of games night....Get it now! -
DILF Coffe Mug
$13.97Are you looking for a funny coffee mug for your sexy hot dad bod hubby? The father of your children will be thrilled when he opens his gift box to find his favorite cup....Get it now! -
Disturbed Friends party game
$25.00Disturbed Friends is a party game designed to find out how disturbed your friends are, but, more importantly, how disturbed they think you are. You will be faced with horrible situations, sexual scenarios and unethical debates that may cause you to re-evaluate your friendships...Get it now! -
Dog Pouch G-String
$19.95Cute doggie g-string to give your man that extra layer of cute. This is a dog that knows a lot of tricks......Get it now! -
EDIBLE ANUSES IN A GIFT BOX
$9.76If the dick trophy wasn´t enough – these naughty chocolates might do the trick. The giftbox contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children....Get it now! -
Free Sex Toy T-Shirt
$18.99Every man thinks it, so why not show it off? No use of hiding it, right? With this t-shirt any man can walk proudly down the streets and reap all the benefits....Get it now! -
Fun and Sexy Adult Game for Couples
$19.95HEAT THINGS UP: Turn up the heat in your marriage with Flirt & Dare cards & explore your kinky side. NO COMPLICATED RULES: Pick a card & answer the question or complete the sexy dare with your partner...Get it now! -
Funny Couples Coffee Mugs
$34.95This quirky, unique set of two ceramic mugs is the best gift idea for your favorite adult couple! Each pair comes in 11 oz and large 15 oz sizes....Get it now! -
G-String Open Pouch Crotch
$9.99Out with the boring old boxer briefs, and in with these stylish g-strings! G-String Thong - Fabric on the front with metal ring,which is hot for you,the material for this panty is soft and comfortable to wear....Get it now! -
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
$9.95Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido....Get it now! -
Kamasutra Getaway Kit
$33.90Escape to a romantic paradise with the essential travel kit for lovers. An assortment of petite sensual treats sized perfectly to meet TSA standards and fit easily into luggage....Get it now! -
Lifelike Love Doll with 3 Openings
$819.29When you need a break from your man´s sexual needs, why not give him a stand-in? Or if you´re going away for a while, leave him someone to take care of his needs while your gone....Get it now! -
LOOPY Game For Couples
$29.99Tired of boring evenings in front of the TV, don’t know how to spend your evening with your loved ones? Board game doesn't sound very exciting, ha? Then you don't have the right sort of board games. And so here comes Loopy...Get it now! -
Male Genital Odor and Skin Wash
$17.50MASCULINE Wash is a mild Foam Wash that is specially formulated with a combination of natural herbs and botanicals to soothingly cleanse delicate skin. Leaving you a refreshing scent and a feeling of freshness, without any irritation or discomfort. Its unique soap-free formulation also makes it ideal for gentle, daily cleansing that upkeeps body hygiene; protects and rejuvenates your body’s most intimate skin....Get it now! -
Men’s Sissy Panties
$2.99Soften up your manly man with these sissy panties, and turn him in to the fluffball he is. Great for making the night extra special and romantic....Get it now! -
Naughty Soap
$12.95Somebody made the top of your naughty list, and it’s time to give him exactly what he deserves. Naughty Soap is the holiday novelty that rewards his bad behavior every time he showers. Give him a gift that says, “You’ve been a naughty boy,” and he’ll be excited to clean his act up again and again. ...Get it now! -
NSFW Not Safe for Work Mens Boxer Brief
$21.99This is a fun gift for those that love memes and fun. Unique and original designs. These fun printed garments are a great personal touch on you, or as a gift to a friend or loved one! Great for all-year-round too! Colors may differ from image, as each monitor is made and calibrated differently....Get it now! -
NSFW Not Suitable for Work Shirt
$16.95Show your boss your true colors, who really wants to go to work anyways... With this "not suitable for work" teeshirt you´ll be on your fast-track to work-free life in no time....Get it now! -
Oh Fruck! – A Card Game for Real Fruckers
$19.99Fun-filled game for 2-6 players (up to 12 players when combined with another deck). Be the first player to discard all your cards, but watch out for the special rules … and don’t get Frucked....Get it now! -
Quick And Dirty An Offensively Fun Party Game
$16.00FAST, FUN, PARTY GAME - Rewards quick wits and dirty minds! Great for game nights, pregames, bachelorette parties, etc...Get it now! -
Strip or Tease Adult Couples Game
$9.56Strip away your inhibitions and learn how to undress with finesse playng the erotically charged game of strip or tease. This will be the most fun you will have taking your clothes off! Ingenious tapes that stick only to themselves and not you! Sensual, self cling tapes can be used in so many ways, from kinky restraints to cheeky outfits....Get it now! -
The Pop-up Book of Sex
$47.00Take a scandalously clever look at the 10 best ways to have sex with this tongue-in-cheek pop-up book. From the classic "Missionary" to the "Mile High Club", these positions are recreated in pop-up form with pieces and parts that move, slide and jiggle in hilarious fashion....Get it now!
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