Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar – Nope It’s Soap – Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless…

LOOKS LIKE CRAP, BUT NOPE! IT’S SOAP! THIS PATENTED DESIGN IS SURE TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND LAUGHS!

It’s been said that you can’t polish a turd, but now you wash your hands with a massive dookie. This handcrafted turd soap is terrifically gross whether it’s dry, straight from the ornate gift box or wet and wild at the kitchen sink, its lumpy texture complete with mystery chunks is a dead ringer for the real deal. It’s so funny it’s disturbing.

A Poop Prank Gift for Everyone

Our artisanal soap turd smells like vanilla and is completely gender-neutral, so it’s an epic gag gift for any occasion. It’s an awesome unisex gift idea for stocking stuffers, game prizes, white elephant parties, and grab bags. No matter who winds up holding the bag, their going to be in for a crap-load of fun.

Easy Safe Prank for All Ages

Watch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. Imagine the shrieks of horror when your kids walk in on April Fool’s Day and are shocked to find a hefty, 6-inch steamer sitting by the sink! This harmless prank gift is a surefire laugh in a pretty, decorative gift box.

PATENTED SOAP APPEARS TO BE A REAL TURD BUT IS VANILLA SCENTED HANDSOAP – This funny bar soap looks just like a log of crap, but it’s actually hand-crafted, artisanal soap.
LUMPY POO-LIKE EXTERIOR WITH MYSTERY CHUNKS – We pulled out all the stops and designed the most realistic fake poop decorative soap ever.
HUGE POOP SOAP IS 6 INCHES LONG AND 1 ¾ INCHES WIDE – If you like it thick, this is the poop soap for you.
FUNNY POOP GIFT FOR STOCKING STUFFERS, SECRET SANTA, BIRTHDAYS, AND EASTER BASKETS – Howls of laughter are sure to follow opening this gift, no matter what the special occasion may be. Legendary gift giver status achieved.
GENDER-NEUTRAL GIFT IDEA FOR WHITE ELEPHANT PARTIES, COSTUME PARTY GRAB BAG PRIZES, YANKEE SWAP, AND DIRTY SANTA – Everybody poops, and nobody grows out of potty humor. This laugh-out-loud gift is perfect for boys, girls, men, and women. It’s an easy unisex gift that will tickle anyone’s funny bone.